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    June 15

    看热闹的(zz)

    原来转文章是会上瘾的,我这儿以后干脆改成青年文摘算了
    感谢kitty授予本人非独家转载权
     
     
                                                   
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    复兴门地铁,换乘线上上下的人规律得像每月一次的。。。。。水费、电费、手机费。我像那个大地图牌子,立在中间,人群像大棉被,呼啦就给我盖上了。
     
    在鼓楼下吃爆肚,然后拿着一把5毛钱的脆骨穿过烟袋斜街,对面的泡芙原来凉着也那么好吃。
     
    胡同里酒吧小店的灯光鬼魅,门口支起的小黑板上写的都是外国字,可店里撑起红色的纱帐,却让我想起东方不败。
     
    我都不记得7年前那个骑车穿短裤大讲老北京历史的女孩是什么样子了,那时候这水边有的只有小古董铺子,操着一口北京话的店主说没看上眼的?行,我后边有文革时候留下来的,不容易呢。满地都是京8和下棋的老头以及马扎儿上发呆的胖小子。那傻丫头放学回家,挑最拐弯的路线绕过六九城,在好吃的小店前停下来吃,后来天黑了,就在长安街上的快行道和自行车道边缘大骑S型。
     
    7年了,原来我离那一点有那么远了。 
     
    很讨厌一切似乎依旧,仔细看却发现已经什么也没有的那种虚伪。就像大栅栏街两边立起的仿古墙,墙里是破烂依旧的平房。
     
    尽管如此,后来兜兜转转,终究还是在一个酒吧的露天座位上坐下,弹吉它的男孩唱校园歌曲。之后换上一个女孩,说话没语气,故意制造的转音让我觉得水里边一会儿就要突然翻出来一头尼斯湖怪兽。有女孩非要卖花给我们,撅着嘴一口咬定我们是情侣,当时很想拉起她的手,拽到黑暗的角落给她讲解早恋的危害。
     
    人们从身边走过,西装男、香水女、哈日男、高跟鞋女。街上有很多灯,水面也有。酒吧里在唱歌,门口有人沿街招揽客人。真热闹。我端坐着,看着。
     
    突然感觉我就是一看热闹的,看着这个曾经我流着泪发誓不离不弃的城市。这个感觉真让我寒。
     
    想起了上礼拜在北京过英国日子的那群人。突然明白上礼拜在昏暗灯光里咬着筷子头偷笑的那个原来最傻,人家大不了收拾行李走人回英国去过真正自己的日子,可我已经在北京了阿。寒阿。
     
    讨厌北京,从内心深处感到恶心,更恶心的是自己,这么讨厌的地方自己却无法离开。
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    ps:张元嚷嚷要拍《北京一夜》n长时间了,怎么还没个信儿,啊啊啊啊,我要疯了,田壮壮拍的《吴清源》都参加完电影节了,怎么也见不着,还有伍仕贤,拍个片儿教育大家要独自等待,然后自己把老婆娶了,你怎么也不拍新片儿了!!! 别到时候荧幕上又是陈凯歌张艺谋那堆xx的电影
    June 13

    中国球员

    听说马德兴又在blog里捧老朱的臭脚,所以晚上闲的没事就决定去他的blog看看热闹,只见留言里铺天盖地的骂声,马德兴丝毫不为所动的心理素质着实令我佩服,做记者就得有这种心理素质,赶明儿跟组织打个报告,把您转成战地记者吧,没准比卡帕干得还好......
     
    期间看到一些有意思的留言,所以就直接抄过来当笑话,有些也许已经很久了,谁让咱没见过世面哪。
     
    1,停球
      把球停到自己脚下10毫米的后卫,是巴西球员。
      把球停到自己脚下10厘米的后卫,是西班牙球员 。
      把球停到自己脚下10分米的后卫,是德国球员。
      把球停到自己脚下100米,并形成射门,迫使对方门将做出扑救的后卫,是中国球员。
      
      2,传球
      能够做出50米外精确长传,找到场上队友的球员,是英国球员。
      能够做出5米内精巧二过一的球员,是阿根廷球员。
      能够做出5米内短传传丢,并且后卫前锋隔着50米就玩二过一的球员,是中国球员。
      
      3,射门
      能够在30米外劲射破门的球员,是德国球员。
      能够通过精妙配合在门前3米打空门得手的球员,是葡萄牙球员。
      能够在罚点球时把角旗打翻的球员,是中国球员。
      
      4,带球
      能够把球从本方底线带到对方半场的球员,是荷兰球员。
      能够把球从本方底线带到对方底线的球员,是巴西球员。
      能够把球从本方球员脚下抢断,并带到本方球门里的,是中国球员。
      能够把球带得像亨利一样的,是大帝。
      
      5 ,球风
      能够对裁判鼓掌的球员,是欧洲球员。
      能够对裁判说脏话的球员,是南美球员。
      能够对裁判吐口水和追打的球员,是中国球员。
      
      6,踩单车
      能够连踩8个单车,得到点球的球员,是巴西球员。
      能够连踩3个单车,突入禁区助攻的球员,是葡萄牙球员。
      能够连踩半个单车,把自己摔成骨折的球员,是中国球员。
      
      7,体能
      能够狂奔90分钟,面不改色的球员,是韩国球员。
      能够奔跑90分钟,气喘吁吁的球员,是欧洲球员。
      能够跑动90分钟,汗流浃背的球员,是南美球员。
      能够散步90分钟,倒地抽筋的球员,是中国球员。
    8, 速度
      能够跑的比球快的球员,是荷兰球员。
      能够跑的跟球一样快的球员,是英国球员。
      能够跑的跟裁判一样快的球员,是马尔代夫球员。
      连裁判都跑不过的球员,是中国球员。
      
      9,态度
      把足球当成生命的,是非洲球员。
      把足球当成工作的,是欧洲球员。
      把足球当成游戏的,是南美球员。
      把足球当成儿戏的,是中国球员。
    10.断球
      能够习惯性断球,让对方摊手无奈的,是意大利球员;
      能够玩命地断球,让对手直着眼心颤的,是德国球员;
      能够自己都不知道自己怎么断的球,赶紧大脚的,是新加坡球员;
      而能够偶尔断球,接着给对方前锋助攻的,是中国球员。
      
      11.倒勾解围
      能够倒勾解围,屡试不爽的,是FIFA游戏里的球员;
      能够大禁区倒勾解围,惹起双方球员纠纷的,是德国球员;
      能够小禁区倒勾解围,一脚勾空并导致失球的,是巴西球员;
      而能够倒勾解围,没碰到足球却把自己守门员踢伤的,是中国球员。
      
      12.铲球
      能够成功铲断而不犯规的,是意大利球员;
      能够经常铲断而让对手胆寒的,是德国球员;
      能够突然铲断而使对方担架出场的,是乌拉圭球员;
      而能够朝着对方球员铲断不成,自己受伤出场的,是中国球员。
      
      13.凌空
      能够转身270度凌空成功入球的,是巴西球员;
      能够转身180度凌空精彩入球的,是荷兰球员;
      能够转身90度凌空漂亮入球的,是英格兰球员;
      而能够不转身凌空,并把看台上球迷踢进手术间的,是中国球员。
      
      14.二过一配合
      能够天衣无缝地二过一的,是阿根廷球员;
      能够灵巧地二过一的,是葡萄牙球员;
      能够凑合着二过一的,是德国球员;
      而能够成功二过一,并把球推进自家空门的,是中国球员。(过的是自家守门员,呜呼!)
    15.庆祝进球
      能够庆祝进球,多数队员在草场上载歌载舞的,是非洲球员;
      能够庆祝进球,进球队员在草场上翻跟斗的,是欧洲球员;
      能够庆祝进球,全体队员在草场上打滚的,是日韩球员;
      而能够在对方庆祝进球,所有队员在盘算着还会失几球的,是中国球员。
      
      16.足协
      能够防患于未然,没出大臭事的,是美国足协;
      能够保持警惕,没出过大事的,是英国足协。
      能够把毒瘤揪出,表面上整治足球的,是意大利足协;
      而能够整日价嚷着,革了XX的命却连阿Q都革不了的,是中国足协。
      
      17.任意球
      能够在让球迷咋舌让对手昏迷的配合后成功进球的,是阿根廷球员;
      能够直接射门,时而让球迷咋舌时而打鸟的,是德国球员;
      能够直接打门并且天空纷纷掉下小鸟的,是马尔代夫球员;
      而能够不断地把球打向天空,并连一只鸟也没打下来的,是中国球员。
      
      18.头球射门
      能够由任何球员在任何角度以任何姿势头球的,是德国球员;
      能够由前锋后卫在大禁区内头球破门的,是意大利球员;
      能够在小禁区内头球巧射守门员毫无反应的,是阿根廷球员;
      而能够在小禁区把头球顶出边线,并脖子抽筋下场的,是中国球员。
      
      19.球迷
      能够骄傲的展示自己球衣并大侃足球的,是巴西球迷;
      能够一直站着看球并歌唱不断的,是科特迪瓦球迷;
      能够着装统一众志成城加油的,是韩国球迷;
      而能够在一次次呕吐后坚持看完中国队比赛的,是我们中国球迷。

    又一则:

    我是猪广沪,这是我的故事。
    刚开始当教练的时候,跟着外教混了几年,
    又在深圳折腾两年,觉得根本就没什么困难。
    足协觉得我有两把刷子,于是我就当了国足的教练。
    能让中国足球超越亚洲强队马尔代夫,那是我最大的理想。
    他们觉得我在吹牛,一无是处。这确实是很难的一道坎,但还是没有难住我。
    我没有怨天尤人,而是不停地输球、输球。
    要让再大的挑战也变得简单,最好的办法就是把自己变得更差。
    这已经不是我能否带好球队的问题了,当输给泰国以后,我已经证明他们是错的。
    为什么我要姓“猪”?因为我要提醒自己,每天我都要做到死猪不怕开水。

    June 11

    需要加强锻炼

    早上起床时浑身疼,跟骨头散架了似的,太长时间不运动,连踢了两天球就这样了 -_- 比赛的过程实在没啥可说的,很像以前踢百队的经历,眼前有一丝希望,却总也够不到,就好像训象人在大象面前吊起的香蕉一样,好在比赛的本质还是for fun。发现来的几个“外援”基本都是KOP,或是属于KOP盟友的轮子蜜,这个确实是让人比较愉快的事情。一帮人的注意力都集中在转会市场上,目前的无作为让人有些着急。
     
    douban综合症,症状如下:无所事事,以极高的频率刷douban小组,有时觉得自己的举动很无聊,但是又发现停止这种举动是件更无聊的事情....... 在察觉了自己有轻微的症状后,俺成功地打了一剂疫苗,病情现在已经稳定了。有些悲哀地发现douban现在最红火的是小组,无论是哪个时代,群聊似乎都是一个不会衰退的热点。更糟糕的是,douban group已经逐渐baidu 贴吧化了,也许低俗化是一件无法避免的事情,从最开始的小众化走向鱼龙混杂的大众化....... 什么样的土壤结什么样的果。
     
    被别人扫了一下盲,我其实对于web2.0的新玩意一向反应都比较迟钝。这次又出来一种在国外被称为twitter的东西,当然国内的跟风速度可不是盖的,本土化网站已如雨后春笋一般了。这个东西我实际也没有细看,似乎还是那种一人一账户可以加好友发言看别人发言之类的玩意,不过留言的方式比较多,可以通过网页,IM,短信等等,总之我觉得这玩意跟上世纪的群体聊天室看上去没啥区别......... 不过就是交互的方式更加多样化了。
     
    我是实在没啥兴趣去gu qiu这种新事物,我觉得这玩意比较适合于无聊中的人士,玩起来忒累。突然想起《门徒》里的一句台词:我一直不明白,人为什么要吸毒,直到昆哥和阿芬死后死后我才明白,是因为空虚.那到底是空虚恐怖还是毒品恐怖呢?也许这词用在这有点大,但是我总觉得无论是所谓的douban综合症,还是某些兴起的web2.0,其后最大的推动力,是人的空虚。
     
    我曾觉得自己应该努力地作出改变,但是现在我give up了。你可以为重要的人而作出妥协,但没必要为了一些不相干的人而改变原则,我有自己的性格,自己的处事方式,不必违背本心作出什么掩饰。人本来就是一种无法相互理解的动物,很悲哀,但这是事实,率性而为就可以了。
     
     

     
    June 05

    UEFA: The Enemy Of Football

    Written by Liam Randles on June 4th, 2007 ▪ Subscribe to TIA Alerts

    Last year when Michel Platini was elected head of UEFA, I immediately knew it was bad news. I said that the second something even remotely unpleasant happens surrounding us, Platini and the rest of his cronies in their Nyon ivory towers will come down hard on us. It may sound churlish to say, but the man bears a grudge against Liverpool Football Club. Go back 22 years to the Heysel disaster when Platini was denied the crowning moment in his career, a winning goal in a European Cup final, due to that match being regarded as many as a farce, a game that never should have been played. Platini himself was lambasted for celebrating after scoring his penalty and, like other members of the Juventus side, for celebrating after the final whistle when 39 fans lost their lives due to a horrible concoction of mismanagement and disorganisation on the part of UEFA in selecting a delapadated stadium to stage the showpiece of the European game, provocation on the part of the “Ultras”, who hoisted up banners bearing slogans such as “English Animals” and reaction on behalf of Liverpool fans. Fast forward to 2007 and it is clear that UEFA have not learned a single thing.

    Before I start, I admit that sections of Liverpool “fans” must take their share of the blame for the Athens debacle. I’ve got no time for those who bunked into the ground and knowingly bought forged tickets, leaving up to 2,000 genuine ticket holders (including my dad) stranded outside the Olympic Stadium. The fans who snatched tickets from those deemed “less worthy” than others on account of their accent also ought to be hung out to dry and only the censorship on this site with regards to swearing has stopped me from saying what I really feel about that element of our support.

    However, I can’t even begin to explain the incompetence of UEFA. The saying “couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery” is one of the most overused cliches around, but it doesn’t do the organisation of the European Cup final justice. I feel since I’ve come back from Athens, I’ve just regurgitated the same things over and over again but the fact that a ground without turnstiles can stage the biggest match in club football is simply mind boggling. Add to that the lack of proper ticket checking and scanning as well as heavy handed policing and stewarding and what you have is just one big unbelievable mess.

    From memory, there was a ticket check to get into an large concrete plaza situated just outside the Olympic Village, one to access the Olympic Village, two hologram scanners from there on and a final ticket check. It really speaks volumes for the incompetence of UEFA and the Greek Officials when so many people can bunk into a stadium with checks such as these. Stories have circulated that people accessed the stadium showing stewards any matter of objects from cigarette packets to tourist leaflets. It was reported that one fan even got in showing nothing but his Liverpool Fan Card. One of the people travelling in my party, with a genuine ticket I might add, got in without even having his hologram scanned, another of my mates was waved through before he could unfold his ticket that was kept in his pocket and I, like thousands of others, never had the stub of my ticket ripped off. All in all, a complete shambles.

    It was naive of UEFA to ask only fans with tickets to travel. Even though I myself had a ticket, I and thousands of others, would have travelled over without one on the off chance of getting one over there, or failing that, to soak up the atmosphere. I couldn’t comprehend why a big screen wasn’t erected inside the Olympic Village. If that happened, I’d imagine that not as many would have tried to get into the ground by illegal means and turnstiles and decent stewarding and policing would have put paid to the rest.

    The idea that what we saw in Athens is an “English problem” has long been banded around but let me ask you, when was the last time you heard of surges at the gates at an FA Cup Final? When was the last time thousands upon thousands bunked into a ground in this country? When was the last time that mass ticket forgeries were available so freely, and more to the point, when was the last time that there were so many success stories with counterfeits in this country? The fact is that UEFA need to dig their heads out of the sand and look at how things are ran here and learn from their mistakes. It will be interesting to see if an English club gets to the UEFA Cup Final next year in Manchester and see if any of the scenes we saw in Athens are repeated.

    Recently, we’ve been branded “the worst fans in Europe” by Platini’s lickspittle, William Gaillard after “25 incidents” have been recorded against us since 2003. The fact that he uses the stealing of flags from the final to justify his remark is laughable when you look at some events which have occurred in Italian football in recent years; such as the death of a police officer at the Sicilian derby between Catania and Palermo, flares thrown onto the pitch at the Milan derby in 2005, a lighter thrown at former referee Anders Frisk at the Stadio Olimpico in a Champions League match between Roma and Dynamo Kiev, as well as fans of ourselves, Middlesbrough and Man United hospitalised recently when playing away in Rome. Add to that the attack on referee Herbert Fandel at Saturday’s European Championship Qualifier between Sweden and Denmark and the death of another police man in Paris amid a race riot during this year’s UEFA Cup match between PSG and Hapoel Tel Aviv and Gaillard’s remarks suddenly lose all credibility. When examing incidents such as these, especially since Gaillard added about us avoiding sanctions, I suggest UEFA need to get some perspective.

    Platini and Gaillard only need to travel to the various cities which have hosted Liverpool down the years to find that the inhabitants will be full of praise for our behaviour, support and colour. At the same time, speak to fans from Europe who have come to Anfield and you’ll find that they’ll have been made more than welcome. The fact that UEFA praised our support and sporting attitude after the 2001 UEFA Cup Final and 2005 European Cup Final further makes a mockery of their stance towards us following the final.

    The old saying goes that a leopard can’t change it’s spots and if anything, what happened at the European Cup Final and the fallout from it, proves that UEFA remain the same incompetent, spineless, corrupt, buck- passing, organsiation they always were and it would appear that in the form of Michel Platini, they have their perfect leader and their actions as of late have proved their slogan “For The Good Of The Game” to be nothing more than a flashy soundbite. Probably to appeal to corporate sponsors I’d imagine, but that’s another story…

    http://www.thisisanfield.com/columnists/2007/06/uefa-the-enemy-of-football/