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    June 16

    跟同学在网上扯淡,突然勾起了我一个潜伏了已久的愿望。

    berserker 16:25:16
    而且我还要攒钱旅游哪

    路人甲 16:25:44
    NB啊,去哪
     
    berserker 16:25:54
    欧洲吧
     
    路人甲 16:26:03
    我草,有钱啊

    berserker 16:26:12
    没钱,正攒哪
     
    路人甲 16:26:25
    大概多钱,得1W多吧

    berserker 16:26:36
    肯定得
     
    路人甲 16:26:46
    不对,那是旅费,估计全下来得小3W

    berserker 16:27:00
    慢慢攒吧.....
     
    路人甲 16:27:14
    我也去

    berserker 16:27:25
    你丫干嘛去......
     
    路人甲 16:27:48
    去阿姆斯特丹的红灯区

    berserker 16:28:03
    你欧洲性旅行看多了吧
     
    路人甲 16:28:31
    你打算攒了喊我,我也考虑攒

    berserker 16:28:48
    ........
     
    路人甲 16:28:57
    我周围没英语说的好的,我出国都找不到人

    berserker 16:29:03
    我可不去曼彻斯特
     
    路人甲 16:29:07
    跟大家一起走又太没劲

    路人甲 16:29:29
    欧洲就那几个国被,旅行社去的地方都差不多

    路人甲 16:29:51
    曼彻斯特也不算什么大城市。

    berserker 16:29:53
    利物浦我肯定去
     
    路人甲 16:30:08
    不过旅行团不一定过去吧
     
    berserker 16:30:18
    最好不跟团
     
    路人甲 16:30:29
    不跟团肯定成本高的多

    berserker 16:30:50
    反正不着急,慢慢攒呗
     
    路人甲 16:31:04
    而且不跟团,食宿也得提前安排好,要不就赶在非旅游旺季去

    berserker 16:32:28
    细节是钱够了再研究的
     
    路人甲 16:32:58
    没错,如果自己去是不是搞签证还难?

    berserker 16:33:31
    现在开放欧洲旅游签证了吧
     
    berserker 16:34:09
    反正我以前看过一个谈话节目讲的就是一对退休夫妇欧洲自主游的
     
    路人甲 16:34:51
    你说那个我看过

    路人甲 16:35:14
    是2个连英语都不懂的人是吧?见面就画图那个

    berserker 16:35:17
    国际双行线
     
    berserker 16:35:18

     
    berserker 16:35:31
    上海的
     
    路人甲 16:35:55
    我估计就是自己去签证不太好弄,主要是要多去几个国家就得十几天了

    berserker 16:37:28
    慢慢这些会开放的,应该不是最主要的困难
     
    路人甲 16:38:13
    正好我也想出国呢,就是觉得自己去太没劲,周围的人又都是觉得出国旅游太亏的

    berserker 16:38:32
    .........
     
    路人甲 16:38:47
    我也觉得亏,除非能把个外国妹

    berserker 16:39:06

     
    berserker 16:39:09
    你丫这点出息

    路人甲 16:39:25
    万一是某某银行家的千金

    berserker 16:39:35
    30岁之前总得疯狂一回
     
    路人甲 16:39:37
    成就一段美好的跨国姻缘

    berserker 16:39:41
    洗洗睡吧
     
    路人甲 16:39:50
    我是出来打酱油的

    跑到douban上把liverpool和anfield都勾成了我想去的地方,一口气加了三个小组, 自助游欧洲,25岁之前去欧洲,出国自主游教室,虽然从目前的趋势上看实现第二个小组有点困难,但是怎么也要在某队离开anfield搬到stanley park之前吧。


    May 03

    Season over

    I just feel sad for Liam, because we couldn't make it to Moscow. Most of us could witness another european champion in the next few years, but Liam doesn't have the chance. This season is already over. We have clinched the 4th and there isn't any big match we'll be invloved in. I've been supporting this team for over 14 years. This is not the first time I get such feelings of frustration, nor be the last time. Liverpool has been the greatest football club in England so far. I still believe the team will be back to its glamorous years in the near future, like what they did in the early 80s.

    Btw, it was a great match. Hope chelsea could beat fucking machester both in Premier League and Champions League Final. I wanna see the ugly face of fergie when he lost two trophies.
    April 25

    YNWA

    I am so proud to be a lfc supporter, really.

    from http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/drilldown/N159696080424-1150.htm

    LIAM: THANK YOU SO MUCH
    Jimmy Rice 24 April 2008

    A terminally ill Kopite has said an emotional thank-you to fans who held aloft a banner telling him 'You'll Never Walk Alone'.

    The message to 17-year-old Liam Harker was displayed at Anfield during the Champions League semi-final against Chelsea.
     
    The brave teenager, who has been given just weeks to live, said: "I would like to thank the fans for everything they have done for me. They have been fantastic, they really have."
     
    News of Liam's battle against stomach cancer has struck a chord with Liverpool supporters all over the world.
     
    Fans on the independent website Red and White Kop pulled together to organise the banner and flag tribute in the Kop end in front of millions of TV viewers.
     
    One read: "Liam Harker, millions of Reds are with you every step of the way, hold your head up high my friend as you'll never walk alone. God Bless."  


    The Darlington youngster's mum, Tracey, said: "Thankfully he managed to stay awake to watch the game with us and seeing the banner on the Kop was quite a moment. It is something we will never forget.
     
    "Liverpool as a club and the fans have been absolutely fantastic. Liam has been in absolute awe. He couldn't believe that people who don't know him are doing this.
     
    "The gifts, the banners, everything, it just shows there are some good people left in the world.
     
    "I'd just like to say that Liam and his family appreciate everything that they have done.
     
    "They have given us some precious messages over the last few weeks and it has been so good for us. Thanks to absolutely everyone involved."
     
    While Chelsea grabbed a valuable away goal in the game on Tuesday, Liam for one is still sure Liverpool will progress.
     
    Tracey added: "He is still convinced they are going through."  


    Red and White Kop member John Doherty first wrote on the internet forum two weeks ago after hearing of Liam's story through a family friend.
     
    "It's heart-breaking for such a young lad," he said.
     
    "What touched me about it was the fact that all he wanted was to sit in a Liverpool shirt.
     
    "I was tearful, and felt proud of the response from the fans, but it's not about us, it's about Liam."
     
    John's post sparked a surge of messages from fans across the world, including from Australia, Sweden, Thailand and Canada.
     
    "Liverpool FC is a just a big family and this just goes to prove that," he added.
     
    Amy Jenkins, from Anglesey, North Wales, was one of those who made a banner after seeing the story on the internet.
     
    She said: "It was his wish to have his name up at Anfield. It is such a sad, heart-breaking story, I felt I had to do something."
     
    Fans have arranged for some of the banners to be sent to Liam. The others will travel to Stamford Bridge for the return leg next Wednesday.
     
    Liverpool FC PR manager Brian Hall said: "We were very sad Liam could not make the trip (to meet the players earlier this week). We sent him a shirt with all the players' names on and a team photo, and we hope that will give him the little bit of happiness he so richly deserves."


    Another article about Liam Harker on liverpoolfc can be found here:
    http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/archivedirs/news/2008/apr/18/N159620080418-2139.htm




    November 25

    出埃及记

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    前一阶段出国语版时一直忍着没看,因为听说又是阉割版。粤语版出了以后第一时间找来,结果看完却比较失望,也许真的是希望越大,失望越大。我不想看个电影还要思考太多问题,或是看完后需要疯狂去找影评来解密。《出埃及记》,看起来平平淡淡,如果算作悬疑片,似乎还不如《hard candy》,也许这只是一部披着悬疑片的马甲讲述彭浩翔自己种种观点的片子而已,关于男女,关于婚姻,关于真相和习以为常。尔东升常爱干这事,就如同《门徒》一样,披着卧底无间道毒品的外套,骨子里还是在说人性。总之肯定会有各路达人各显神通地去分析片中的种种寓意,我是没耐心干这个了。最近只想找点kill time的片子,愈发怀念冯氏喜剧和《独自等待》这一类贴近生活的片子了。

    治无聊最好的方法就是找活干,差事多了也就没空无聊了。

     

    November 10

    void

    一直不太喜欢中关村图书大厦,里头那四面大镜子拼成的柱子借着灯光,每次都把我晃得头晕脑涨的,反正是一进那里我就晕菜。
     
    晚上去找在附近上班的同学,不禁感慨国企就是有钱,绝对是那种不求环保不求节约资源傻高傻高的大厦。同学标准的一身儿西装衬衫领带小皮鞋,领很白呀,只有我还是一副吊儿郎当的学生打扮。
     
    天下无不散的宴席,曾经的Four Kings,4K Fov, 4K Creolophus, 4K Grubby, 4K TOD
    98C23
     
     
    三号航站楼建起来了,结果周边又拆得乱七八糟,尘土飞扬。
     
    买到票了,周三去丰体。
     
    "I have told Rafa Benitez this and he has told me he wants to keep me.

    "I have had enough of travelling the world from club to club. I want roots, and I want them here in Liverpool. I don't want to move again next summer but if I do not sign for Liverpool then I will not play for another club in England. Not Manchester United, not Chelsea or Arsenal.
     
    "If I am not with Liverpool I don't want to be in England. It would be impossible for me to play against them in the Premier League because of the respect I have for the club. I want to stay in England, but only with Liverpool.
     
    "The club created an opportunity for me which I am grateful for so no other English club will come into my thoughts."
     
    马斯切拉诺在一段访谈中谈起他对利物浦的情感,只有这样的话语才能让人感到金钱并不是职业足球的全部。
     
    看来我又要搬家了。
    October 11

    md

    md,写了半天出毛病了,等俺找到替代品,一定第一时间一脚踢开msn space
    September 13

    又被点名了

    发现同一拨儿被点的人都不约而同地加了个又字........
    被鹏鹏点名了,人家是爷,咱可不敢不写
     
     
    點名規則: A.被點到名字的要在自己的Blog寫下自己的答案,然後刪掉一個你最不喜歡的問題再加上一個你的問題,傳給其他8個人並列出他們的名字,還要留言通知對方——你被點名了,被點名者不得拒絕回答問題,完成遊戲的人將會永遠得到大家的祝福。 B.這8個人要在自己的Blog註明是從哪裡接到的,並且再傳給其他8個人,讓遊戲繼續下去,不得回傳。被點到名字的人將會得到大家的祝福,並且所有美好的願望都會在不久的將來實現

    1.你认为分手后的男女朋友还能做普通朋友吗?

    答:因人而异

     
    2.你最希望从朋友(不包括爱人)那里得到的是什么?
    答:信任
     
    3.你最想去那个地方,为什么?
    答:barcelona
     
    4. 最受不了自己的那个缺点?
    答:冲动是魔鬼
     
    5.你记得父母的生日?
    答:记得
     
    6.遇到喜欢的人,你是勇敢表白还是默默关注?
    答:相时而动
     
    7.最喜欢哪里的什么美食,理由?
    答:卤煮火烧,就好这口儿
     
    8.说出点你名的人的3个优点
    (1)活泼开朗
    (2)幽默风趣
    (3)球技稍稍比我差一点
     
    9.最想珍惜的人/事是什么?
    答:亲人,朋友
     
    11.你现在最想拥有的是什么?
    答:超能力
     
    12.偶想问:什么样的异性会比较容易吸引你?
    答:看着顺眼的
     
    13.结婚的理由是什么?
    答:责任感
     
    14.是不是女生一到25岁就特别想结婚??
    答:外部压力比较大,导致内外压强不等
     
    15.如果遇到ex,你想对他/她说啥?
    答:怕是遇不到了
     
    16.你用什么牌子的洗面奶?
    答:经常变
     
    17.你将来最想做的事?
    答:带给身边的人幸福的生活
     
    18.你的初恋至今想起,是什么感受?
    答:不一样的感觉
     
    19.你至今遇过或是听过有哪个星座的男生有批腿的经历
    答:不信星座,谢谢
     
    21. 你相信有永恒不变的爱吗?你能爱对方几十年都不变?
    答:这取决你如何定义爱,对这个问题感兴趣的人去看金基德的《Time》吧
     
    22.有没有想过自己生存在世上是为了什么?
    答:寻找中
     
    23.与《魔戒》、《纳尼亚传奇》齐名的那个奇幻小说叫那个啥?
    答:不知道.txt
     
    24.如果你是男人(女人),你选择不爱却适合生活的女人(男人),还是爱而不适合生活的女人(男人)?
    答:又是个两极化的文字游戏....
     
    26某些原因 你不得不和相爱的人分开 你会怎么办?
    答:分久必合
     
    27. 你最害怕什么?
    答:平淡的生活
     
    28. 什么时候变得不相信陌生人了?
    答:一直,小时候觉得自己戒心太重,现在才发现原来世界很险恶...
     
    30.oscar的问题:跪求减肥妙方!!!
    答:看过《甲方乙方》里面那个快进化成黄鼠狼的大款吗,抓起来搁个没有鸡的村儿里就行
     
    31.kim的问题:是不是朋友要经常主动联系才可以保持呀?心里想不可以吗?
    答:朋友也是分很多种的
     
    32。Fantasea的问题:到底事情和人谁改变谁? 
    答: 问这问题的同学一看就是没学好政治课
     
    33.  Qing's :  下辈子做男人还是女人,why?
    答:甭问我,问上帝或者阎王吧
     
    34.KIMI’s :你喜欢这些问题吗?
    说实话,有点二...
     
    不点了,忒累,传着传着问题增肥数倍转个圈绕回来是件很恐怖的事情..........
    August 11

    谁说这一周都有雨的...

    国贸从来就不是我喜欢的地方,碰巧又赶上光华路修路,本不宽阔的马路中间用铁皮围起了一段,以至于有时行人不得不与车辆并肩而行。幸亏这周阵雨不断,地面很湿润,否则这段路必然是一副尘土飞扬的情景。国贸是我高三上下学时的必经之路,堵车,低效,高楼林立带来的不适感,白领云集就是这里给我的最大印象。幸运的是,我这次来只是为了办个离职手续,不是就职。fesco办手续的过程很迅速,因为本来就没什么可办的,我被告知等我家里蹲出山后直接去总部弄档案就行了,没这边什么事了。回家时非常不幸地赶上了下班高峰期,挤着挤着就到家了,发现往返的时间是办手续的20倍,好在我已经习惯得近乎于麻木了。
     
    在家宅就得找点事干,天天电脑的话还不如去上班哪...... 所以抱回家一堆书狂看,专业书我就不说了,反正也没人关心这些。这几天翻完了孙睿的《我是你儿子》和韩寒的《光荣日》,发现真是纯杀时间的书,现在对这种纯调侃的书越来越不感冒了,尤其是韩寒,动不动就拿性作为话题来调侃,没辙了,书商还冠以魔幻现实主义大作,敢情这年头不着边的扯淡就是魔幻现实主义,我承认我没文化,没欣赏能力。
     
    目前在看林达的《西班牙旅行笔记》,图文并茂,很喜欢高迪建筑的图片和卡帕的战地摄影,虽然这两者之间是八杆子都打不着的关系。正巧这周北京台的《国际双行线》的主题就是关于欧洲旅行的,讲述了一对上海的老人在没有外语基础的情况下不借助旅行团自己环游欧洲五国的故事。不得不承认人家的前期准备工作真得很nb,吃穿住行的各个方面都做了详细的规划,那种细致的耐心我这一辈子也不可能有....... 咳,还是先攒钱吧,欧洲以后一定会去的。
     
    还有一本尚未开封的小说《伊斯坦布尔》,吸引我的不是什么诺贝尔文学奖获得者,而是书名-_- 我承认我又回想起那个令人激动的伊斯坦布尔之夜了,一个kop们永远不会忘记的日子;另外就是大航海时代的情结作祟,游戏中很喜欢去奥斯曼帝国的港口捣乱,当然在航海2里也经常在阿尔及尔和奥斯曼被那两个大胡子海盗四处追杀...
     
    这种生活状态应该还会持续一段时间吧,只可惜未来的住处还没有决定,这段时间不可能办天盛看英超了,今儿先在央视关注一下bayern吧
    July 17

    这天儿

    天天蒸桑拿,想蒸多久蒸多久,还是免费的,这么好的事儿哪儿找去呀
     
    珍惜生命,远离空调
    July 02

    2222222

    最近看《首都经济报道》看上瘾了,每天下了班吃完饭就急着往回跑,生怕晚了点儿。听潮东和长盛两人操着一口京片子,一边调侃互相挤兑一边道着身边的大事小事,舒坦。阿龙也不错,董路和偶尔来客串的某女主播就差了点,没神韵。
     
    天儿热火气大,上礼拜不幸中招,牙床肿了,结果吃饭由一种享受蜕变成了不得不做的痛苦事儿。某人还借着来面试之由顺道儿蹭了我一顿饭,可怜我望着碗里煮得快烂了的面条嚼一口疼一口,那边儿一人一盘香喷喷的鱼香肉丝吃得这叫一个爽.......
     
    周末跟家一口气干了几个大西瓜,好了一大半。这些天还得注意,为不久之后的fb养精蓄锐 ^_^
     
    我一直以为自己对剑与魔法的喜爱是源于《罗德岛战记》或是汉堂的炎龙骑士团,直到前不久打开尘封已久的记忆,我才发现它出自于小学时看过的一套漫画:《龙之谜》,这是大陆的译名,它的真名玩过RPG的肯定都听说过,《勇者斗恶龙之达尔大冒险》,日式RPG的鼻祖。(可惜俺当时攒了全套的龙之谜和足球小将搬家时都被扔了...)  罗德岛战记和炎龙,说白了都是这种情感的延续。 当时的《龙之谜》大陆没有引进全,太监了,抱着试试的态度在verycd上搜了搜,结果竟然让我找到了电子版。没的说,down下来补课。每个人小时候都应该有自己特别喜欢的漫画吧,这是我们童年的一部分。
     
    June 15

    看热闹的(zz)

    原来转文章是会上瘾的,我这儿以后干脆改成青年文摘算了
    感谢kitty授予本人非独家转载权
     
     
                                                   
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    复兴门地铁,换乘线上上下的人规律得像每月一次的。。。。。水费、电费、手机费。我像那个大地图牌子,立在中间,人群像大棉被,呼啦就给我盖上了。
     
    在鼓楼下吃爆肚,然后拿着一把5毛钱的脆骨穿过烟袋斜街,对面的泡芙原来凉着也那么好吃。
     
    胡同里酒吧小店的灯光鬼魅,门口支起的小黑板上写的都是外国字,可店里撑起红色的纱帐,却让我想起东方不败。
     
    我都不记得7年前那个骑车穿短裤大讲老北京历史的女孩是什么样子了,那时候这水边有的只有小古董铺子,操着一口北京话的店主说没看上眼的?行,我后边有文革时候留下来的,不容易呢。满地都是京8和下棋的老头以及马扎儿上发呆的胖小子。那傻丫头放学回家,挑最拐弯的路线绕过六九城,在好吃的小店前停下来吃,后来天黑了,就在长安街上的快行道和自行车道边缘大骑S型。
     
    7年了,原来我离那一点有那么远了。 
     
    很讨厌一切似乎依旧,仔细看却发现已经什么也没有的那种虚伪。就像大栅栏街两边立起的仿古墙,墙里是破烂依旧的平房。
     
    尽管如此,后来兜兜转转,终究还是在一个酒吧的露天座位上坐下,弹吉它的男孩唱校园歌曲。之后换上一个女孩,说话没语气,故意制造的转音让我觉得水里边一会儿就要突然翻出来一头尼斯湖怪兽。有女孩非要卖花给我们,撅着嘴一口咬定我们是情侣,当时很想拉起她的手,拽到黑暗的角落给她讲解早恋的危害。
     
    人们从身边走过,西装男、香水女、哈日男、高跟鞋女。街上有很多灯,水面也有。酒吧里在唱歌,门口有人沿街招揽客人。真热闹。我端坐着,看着。
     
    突然感觉我就是一看热闹的,看着这个曾经我流着泪发誓不离不弃的城市。这个感觉真让我寒。
     
    想起了上礼拜在北京过英国日子的那群人。突然明白上礼拜在昏暗灯光里咬着筷子头偷笑的那个原来最傻,人家大不了收拾行李走人回英国去过真正自己的日子,可我已经在北京了阿。寒阿。
     
    讨厌北京,从内心深处感到恶心,更恶心的是自己,这么讨厌的地方自己却无法离开。
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    ps:张元嚷嚷要拍《北京一夜》n长时间了,怎么还没个信儿,啊啊啊啊,我要疯了,田壮壮拍的《吴清源》都参加完电影节了,怎么也见不着,还有伍仕贤,拍个片儿教育大家要独自等待,然后自己把老婆娶了,你怎么也不拍新片儿了!!! 别到时候荧幕上又是陈凯歌张艺谋那堆xx的电影
    June 13

    中国球员

    听说马德兴又在blog里捧老朱的臭脚,所以晚上闲的没事就决定去他的blog看看热闹,只见留言里铺天盖地的骂声,马德兴丝毫不为所动的心理素质着实令我佩服,做记者就得有这种心理素质,赶明儿跟组织打个报告,把您转成战地记者吧,没准比卡帕干得还好......
     
    期间看到一些有意思的留言,所以就直接抄过来当笑话,有些也许已经很久了,谁让咱没见过世面哪。
     
    1,停球
      把球停到自己脚下10毫米的后卫,是巴西球员。
      把球停到自己脚下10厘米的后卫,是西班牙球员 。
      把球停到自己脚下10分米的后卫,是德国球员。
      把球停到自己脚下100米,并形成射门,迫使对方门将做出扑救的后卫,是中国球员。
      
      2,传球
      能够做出50米外精确长传,找到场上队友的球员,是英国球员。
      能够做出5米内精巧二过一的球员,是阿根廷球员。
      能够做出5米内短传传丢,并且后卫前锋隔着50米就玩二过一的球员,是中国球员。
      
      3,射门
      能够在30米外劲射破门的球员,是德国球员。
      能够通过精妙配合在门前3米打空门得手的球员,是葡萄牙球员。
      能够在罚点球时把角旗打翻的球员,是中国球员。
      
      4,带球
      能够把球从本方底线带到对方半场的球员,是荷兰球员。
      能够把球从本方底线带到对方底线的球员,是巴西球员。
      能够把球从本方球员脚下抢断,并带到本方球门里的,是中国球员。
      能够把球带得像亨利一样的,是大帝。
      
      5 ,球风
      能够对裁判鼓掌的球员,是欧洲球员。
      能够对裁判说脏话的球员,是南美球员。
      能够对裁判吐口水和追打的球员,是中国球员。
      
      6,踩单车
      能够连踩8个单车,得到点球的球员,是巴西球员。
      能够连踩3个单车,突入禁区助攻的球员,是葡萄牙球员。
      能够连踩半个单车,把自己摔成骨折的球员,是中国球员。
      
      7,体能
      能够狂奔90分钟,面不改色的球员,是韩国球员。
      能够奔跑90分钟,气喘吁吁的球员,是欧洲球员。
      能够跑动90分钟,汗流浃背的球员,是南美球员。
      能够散步90分钟,倒地抽筋的球员,是中国球员。
    8, 速度
      能够跑的比球快的球员,是荷兰球员。
      能够跑的跟球一样快的球员,是英国球员。
      能够跑的跟裁判一样快的球员,是马尔代夫球员。
      连裁判都跑不过的球员,是中国球员。
      
      9,态度
      把足球当成生命的,是非洲球员。
      把足球当成工作的,是欧洲球员。
      把足球当成游戏的,是南美球员。
      把足球当成儿戏的,是中国球员。
    10.断球
      能够习惯性断球,让对方摊手无奈的,是意大利球员;
      能够玩命地断球,让对手直着眼心颤的,是德国球员;
      能够自己都不知道自己怎么断的球,赶紧大脚的,是新加坡球员;
      而能够偶尔断球,接着给对方前锋助攻的,是中国球员。
      
      11.倒勾解围
      能够倒勾解围,屡试不爽的,是FIFA游戏里的球员;
      能够大禁区倒勾解围,惹起双方球员纠纷的,是德国球员;
      能够小禁区倒勾解围,一脚勾空并导致失球的,是巴西球员;
      而能够倒勾解围,没碰到足球却把自己守门员踢伤的,是中国球员。
      
      12.铲球
      能够成功铲断而不犯规的,是意大利球员;
      能够经常铲断而让对手胆寒的,是德国球员;
      能够突然铲断而使对方担架出场的,是乌拉圭球员;
      而能够朝着对方球员铲断不成,自己受伤出场的,是中国球员。
      
      13.凌空
      能够转身270度凌空成功入球的,是巴西球员;
      能够转身180度凌空精彩入球的,是荷兰球员;
      能够转身90度凌空漂亮入球的,是英格兰球员;
      而能够不转身凌空,并把看台上球迷踢进手术间的,是中国球员。
      
      14.二过一配合
      能够天衣无缝地二过一的,是阿根廷球员;
      能够灵巧地二过一的,是葡萄牙球员;
      能够凑合着二过一的,是德国球员;
      而能够成功二过一,并把球推进自家空门的,是中国球员。(过的是自家守门员,呜呼!)
    15.庆祝进球
      能够庆祝进球,多数队员在草场上载歌载舞的,是非洲球员;
      能够庆祝进球,进球队员在草场上翻跟斗的,是欧洲球员;
      能够庆祝进球,全体队员在草场上打滚的,是日韩球员;
      而能够在对方庆祝进球,所有队员在盘算着还会失几球的,是中国球员。
      
      16.足协
      能够防患于未然,没出大臭事的,是美国足协;
      能够保持警惕,没出过大事的,是英国足协。
      能够把毒瘤揪出,表面上整治足球的,是意大利足协;
      而能够整日价嚷着,革了XX的命却连阿Q都革不了的,是中国足协。
      
      17.任意球
      能够在让球迷咋舌让对手昏迷的配合后成功进球的,是阿根廷球员;
      能够直接射门,时而让球迷咋舌时而打鸟的,是德国球员;
      能够直接打门并且天空纷纷掉下小鸟的,是马尔代夫球员;
      而能够不断地把球打向天空,并连一只鸟也没打下来的,是中国球员。
      
      18.头球射门
      能够由任何球员在任何角度以任何姿势头球的,是德国球员;
      能够由前锋后卫在大禁区内头球破门的,是意大利球员;
      能够在小禁区内头球巧射守门员毫无反应的,是阿根廷球员;
      而能够在小禁区把头球顶出边线,并脖子抽筋下场的,是中国球员。
      
      19.球迷
      能够骄傲的展示自己球衣并大侃足球的,是巴西球迷;
      能够一直站着看球并歌唱不断的,是科特迪瓦球迷;
      能够着装统一众志成城加油的,是韩国球迷;
      而能够在一次次呕吐后坚持看完中国队比赛的,是我们中国球迷。

    又一则:

    我是猪广沪,这是我的故事。
    刚开始当教练的时候,跟着外教混了几年,
    又在深圳折腾两年,觉得根本就没什么困难。
    足协觉得我有两把刷子,于是我就当了国足的教练。
    能让中国足球超越亚洲强队马尔代夫,那是我最大的理想。
    他们觉得我在吹牛,一无是处。这确实是很难的一道坎,但还是没有难住我。
    我没有怨天尤人,而是不停地输球、输球。
    要让再大的挑战也变得简单,最好的办法就是把自己变得更差。
    这已经不是我能否带好球队的问题了,当输给泰国以后,我已经证明他们是错的。
    为什么我要姓“猪”?因为我要提醒自己,每天我都要做到死猪不怕开水。

    June 11

    需要加强锻炼

    早上起床时浑身疼,跟骨头散架了似的,太长时间不运动,连踢了两天球就这样了 -_- 比赛的过程实在没啥可说的,很像以前踢百队的经历,眼前有一丝希望,却总也够不到,就好像训象人在大象面前吊起的香蕉一样,好在比赛的本质还是for fun。发现来的几个“外援”基本都是KOP,或是属于KOP盟友的轮子蜜,这个确实是让人比较愉快的事情。一帮人的注意力都集中在转会市场上,目前的无作为让人有些着急。
     
    douban综合症,症状如下:无所事事,以极高的频率刷douban小组,有时觉得自己的举动很无聊,但是又发现停止这种举动是件更无聊的事情....... 在察觉了自己有轻微的症状后,俺成功地打了一剂疫苗,病情现在已经稳定了。有些悲哀地发现douban现在最红火的是小组,无论是哪个时代,群聊似乎都是一个不会衰退的热点。更糟糕的是,douban group已经逐渐baidu 贴吧化了,也许低俗化是一件无法避免的事情,从最开始的小众化走向鱼龙混杂的大众化....... 什么样的土壤结什么样的果。
     
    被别人扫了一下盲,我其实对于web2.0的新玩意一向反应都比较迟钝。这次又出来一种在国外被称为twitter的东西,当然国内的跟风速度可不是盖的,本土化网站已如雨后春笋一般了。这个东西我实际也没有细看,似乎还是那种一人一账户可以加好友发言看别人发言之类的玩意,不过留言的方式比较多,可以通过网页,IM,短信等等,总之我觉得这玩意跟上世纪的群体聊天室看上去没啥区别......... 不过就是交互的方式更加多样化了。
     
    我是实在没啥兴趣去gu qiu这种新事物,我觉得这玩意比较适合于无聊中的人士,玩起来忒累。突然想起《门徒》里的一句台词:我一直不明白,人为什么要吸毒,直到昆哥和阿芬死后死后我才明白,是因为空虚.那到底是空虚恐怖还是毒品恐怖呢?也许这词用在这有点大,但是我总觉得无论是所谓的douban综合症,还是某些兴起的web2.0,其后最大的推动力,是人的空虚。
     
    我曾觉得自己应该努力地作出改变,但是现在我give up了。你可以为重要的人而作出妥协,但没必要为了一些不相干的人而改变原则,我有自己的性格,自己的处事方式,不必违背本心作出什么掩饰。人本来就是一种无法相互理解的动物,很悲哀,但这是事实,率性而为就可以了。
     
     

     
    June 05

    UEFA: The Enemy Of Football

    Written by Liam Randles on June 4th, 2007 ▪ Subscribe to TIA Alerts

    Last year when Michel Platini was elected head of UEFA, I immediately knew it was bad news. I said that the second something even remotely unpleasant happens surrounding us, Platini and the rest of his cronies in their Nyon ivory towers will come down hard on us. It may sound churlish to say, but the man bears a grudge against Liverpool Football Club. Go back 22 years to the Heysel disaster when Platini was denied the crowning moment in his career, a winning goal in a European Cup final, due to that match being regarded as many as a farce, a game that never should have been played. Platini himself was lambasted for celebrating after scoring his penalty and, like other members of the Juventus side, for celebrating after the final whistle when 39 fans lost their lives due to a horrible concoction of mismanagement and disorganisation on the part of UEFA in selecting a delapadated stadium to stage the showpiece of the European game, provocation on the part of the “Ultras”, who hoisted up banners bearing slogans such as “English Animals” and reaction on behalf of Liverpool fans. Fast forward to 2007 and it is clear that UEFA have not learned a single thing.

    Before I start, I admit that sections of Liverpool “fans” must take their share of the blame for the Athens debacle. I’ve got no time for those who bunked into the ground and knowingly bought forged tickets, leaving up to 2,000 genuine ticket holders (including my dad) stranded outside the Olympic Stadium. The fans who snatched tickets from those deemed “less worthy” than others on account of their accent also ought to be hung out to dry and only the censorship on this site with regards to swearing has stopped me from saying what I really feel about that element of our support.

    However, I can’t even begin to explain the incompetence of UEFA. The saying “couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery” is one of the most overused cliches around, but it doesn’t do the organisation of the European Cup final justice. I feel since I’ve come back from Athens, I’ve just regurgitated the same things over and over again but the fact that a ground without turnstiles can stage the biggest match in club football is simply mind boggling. Add to that the lack of proper ticket checking and scanning as well as heavy handed policing and stewarding and what you have is just one big unbelievable mess.

    From memory, there was a ticket check to get into an large concrete plaza situated just outside the Olympic Village, one to access the Olympic Village, two hologram scanners from there on and a final ticket check. It really speaks volumes for the incompetence of UEFA and the Greek Officials when so many people can bunk into a stadium with checks such as these. Stories have circulated that people accessed the stadium showing stewards any matter of objects from cigarette packets to tourist leaflets. It was reported that one fan even got in showing nothing but his Liverpool Fan Card. One of the people travelling in my party, with a genuine ticket I might add, got in without even having his hologram scanned, another of my mates was waved through before he could unfold his ticket that was kept in his pocket and I, like thousands of others, never had the stub of my ticket ripped off. All in all, a complete shambles.

    It was naive of UEFA to ask only fans with tickets to travel. Even though I myself had a ticket, I and thousands of others, would have travelled over without one on the off chance of getting one over there, or failing that, to soak up the atmosphere. I couldn’t comprehend why a big screen wasn’t erected inside the Olympic Village. If that happened, I’d imagine that not as many would have tried to get into the ground by illegal means and turnstiles and decent stewarding and policing would have put paid to the rest.

    The idea that what we saw in Athens is an “English problem” has long been banded around but let me ask you, when was the last time you heard of surges at the gates at an FA Cup Final? When was the last time thousands upon thousands bunked into a ground in this country? When was the last time that mass ticket forgeries were available so freely, and more to the point, when was the last time that there were so many success stories with counterfeits in this country? The fact is that UEFA need to dig their heads out of the sand and look at how things are ran here and learn from their mistakes. It will be interesting to see if an English club gets to the UEFA Cup Final next year in Manchester and see if any of the scenes we saw in Athens are repeated.

    Recently, we’ve been branded “the worst fans in Europe” by Platini’s lickspittle, William Gaillard after “25 incidents” have been recorded against us since 2003. The fact that he uses the stealing of flags from the final to justify his remark is laughable when you look at some events which have occurred in Italian football in recent years; such as the death of a police officer at the Sicilian derby between Catania and Palermo, flares thrown onto the pitch at the Milan derby in 2005, a lighter thrown at former referee Anders Frisk at the Stadio Olimpico in a Champions League match between Roma and Dynamo Kiev, as well as fans of ourselves, Middlesbrough and Man United hospitalised recently when playing away in Rome. Add to that the attack on referee Herbert Fandel at Saturday’s European Championship Qualifier between Sweden and Denmark and the death of another police man in Paris amid a race riot during this year’s UEFA Cup match between PSG and Hapoel Tel Aviv and Gaillard’s remarks suddenly lose all credibility. When examing incidents such as these, especially since Gaillard added about us avoiding sanctions, I suggest UEFA need to get some perspective.

    Platini and Gaillard only need to travel to the various cities which have hosted Liverpool down the years to find that the inhabitants will be full of praise for our behaviour, support and colour. At the same time, speak to fans from Europe who have come to Anfield and you’ll find that they’ll have been made more than welcome. The fact that UEFA praised our support and sporting attitude after the 2001 UEFA Cup Final and 2005 European Cup Final further makes a mockery of their stance towards us following the final.

    The old saying goes that a leopard can’t change it’s spots and if anything, what happened at the European Cup Final and the fallout from it, proves that UEFA remain the same incompetent, spineless, corrupt, buck- passing, organsiation they always were and it would appear that in the form of Michel Platini, they have their perfect leader and their actions as of late have proved their slogan “For The Good Of The Game” to be nothing more than a flashy soundbite. Probably to appeal to corporate sponsors I’d imagine, but that’s another story…

    http://www.thisisanfield.com/columnists/2007/06/uefa-the-enemy-of-football/

    May 30

    scorpions

    虽然信乐团阿信的嗓子真的没话说,不过他翻的still loving you还是没有蝎子的原唱过瘾。当然,歌的难度在那里,又不是孙燕姿翻《Hey Jude》,能唱成这样已经不错了。
     
    最近一直在捡scorpions, bon jovi和五月天的歌听,我一般就是拿每个人的经典曲目过耳朵,只听歌不密人。似乎信乐团和五月天的歌迷是水火不相容的,互相b4,以至于不愿去发掘另一方的闪光之处,我幸运地发现这两个乐队着各自不同的迷人之处。听五月天是后来的事,之前我一直把他们看成是花儿那一型的乐队-_-。偶尔一次在晚报上看到一段五月天阿信的采访,觉得这个人很喜欢思考,在文盲小丑装B犯芙蓉姐姐充斥的娱乐圈越来越少了。于是跑去找他们的歌听,基本上《为爱重生》之前的专辑我觉得都还不错。
     
    日子一天天的在发霉,虽然头脑中是不是闪现出做出改变的愿望,但至少到现在我还没下定决心。路有很多,有康庄大道,也有荆棘小路,只是没有人知道在视线之外会是什么,也许大道的尽头只是悬崖,也许趟过荆棘会是柳暗花明。我一向是循规蹈矩的人,但是也不排除出人意料一回。
     
    想买的东西太多了,iriver T60,犀牛衬衫,利物浦的帽子和衬衫...... 看来这个月要月光一回了。要是有国内专卖就好了,看着惊人的邮费真心疼。
    May 24

    You'll never walk alone

    纯KOP角度,A米密退却。
     
    Do you think AC Milan deserves this win? No, definitely not,  they are not anywhere near the standard. I only saw a better team lost the match.
     
    OK,酸话说到这就行了。我不想像某人似的,支持的球队一旦输球,就开始把客观原因从头到尾捋一遍,上至欧足联下至裁判,然后在对球队的歌功颂德下结束文章,没意思。
     
    我只想谈谈我们的球队,我们的球员的表现。
     
    虽然我只看过三场马斯切拉诺的比赛,但这并不妨碍我成为他的球迷。作为这场比赛利物浦的最佳球员,他成功地盯死了卡卡,弄得后者一点脾气也没有。身材不高,但是丝毫不畏惧身体对抗,拦截能力突出,而且传带能力也胜于西索科,有控制节奏能力的后腰。如果场场都能发挥这样的水平,肯定是铁打的主力。后腰这位置也是下个赛季竞争最激烈的地带了,如果没人转走的话,alonso,小马,西索科,lucas,外加杰拉德,这种囤积正太后腰的举动太邪恶了.......
     
    彭南特这场表现得很有自信,尤其是体现在突破上,然而,这并不能改变我对他前景的看法。虽然我是KOP,但我并不是英迷,相反的,我觉得大部分英格兰球员都被高估了,包括鲁尼,杰拉德和兰帕德。除此之外,英格兰球员还有一个最大的特点,贵。看看卡里克和哈格里弗斯这种货色都能卖到2000w,只有英超豪门能做这样儿的大头。彭南特没有过人的爆发力,内切也难以对球门造成威胁,很难说他是否能发展成我们需要的球员。
     
    苦力库伊特,全能与全面平庸有时候其实是一回事。他不是那种可以一个赛季进2,30个球的强力前锋,但是他可以做球,并且勤勉。从某种意义上说,你不能将锋无力的问题全赖在他头上,我们只是需要给他配一个搭档。考虑到德罗巴在英超第一个赛季时的惨淡,库伊特还是值得期待的。
     
    阿隆索很容易被人当成靶子来批判,当然你不能因此忽略他的贡献,虽然在防守上他有时的确容易头脑发热。他去巴萨的谣言不太可能,巴萨从不缺组织性中场,他们缺的是绞肉机。至于尤文,他们连欧冠都打不了。momo如果要卖的话轮子应该有优先权,我记得是当时买他的条款。总而言之,这几个后腰应该一个都不会走。
     
    不会夏天肯定是会有场清洗的,冈萨雷斯是第一个,但不会是最后一个。Rafa是一个公私分明的人,在清洗这件事上我觉得他可以用冷酷来形容,球队永远是第一位的,这总比霍利尔好的多。打个简单的比喻,霍利尔上任时买入了大批他心目中的绩优股,短暂的涨停之后他的股票开始跌停,他一直捧着宝贝股票舍不得割肉直到股价跌成渣。在这件事上,Rafa只会清洗他认为无法给球队带来帮助的队员,无论球员是不是他带到安菲尔德的。作为KOP,你只能祈祷他的眼光不要出错,因为今年有钱可以花了。
     
    玩FM时偶尔发现的,巴拉甘从利物浦到拉科的转会有买回条款的,于是花了点小钱就搞到了一个天才正太。在现实中,我们是不是也可以多操作一些这样灵活的转会哪,毕竟千里马常有,而伯乐不常有也。
     
    夏季目标:
    1前锋
    2左前卫
    3中卫替补
    4门将替补
     
    也许会有其他惊喜,就像你此前从来没有yy过的lucas突然跑到liverpool来一样。
     
    May 21

    人没有牺牲就什么都得不到,为了得到什么东西,就需要付出同等的代价——《钢之炼金术师》

    作为钢炼的忠实信徒,我相信,俺目前所走的一切背字儿,都是在积累rp。根据rp守恒定律,一定有一件惊天地泣鬼神的好事要在俺身上发生。All I have to do is to wait for things happen.

    当然,在好事没有发生之前,留给我叙述的只能是倒霉事儿。

    东直门附近时有骗子出没,这个我是很久以前就有所耳闻的。不幸的是,我竟然连续三个周末碰到这种事情.......

    某周日晚上,从东直门经过,与一对青年男女擦肩而过的瞬间,某男一副预言又止的神色,俺以为是遇上问路的哪,于是回头停下待其发话。此时某女离我已经两步之远,回头望着某男不语。某男犹犹豫豫,慢慢踱了过来,看他那不好意思的神情,就好像电影里青涩的男学生向女学生表白一般.......(事后批语:兄弟你丫太有才了,演技这么好,不去演艺圈混太可惜了) 终于,他走近了,诚恳地看着我,说道:我们是来北京玩的学生........(以下省略什么给没钱了吃不饱给小妹买个面包之类的废话n字) 总之就是要钱的,警醒的我意识到了这很有可能是个骗局,于是以没带钱包为由婉拒。(脸皮薄呀,为啥拒绝时俺还觉得有点不好意思哪)

    之后的一个周日晚,照例从东直门经过,又遇一类似的母子组,光线太暗所以没看清楚,直接一句没钱转身走开。

    第三个周日晚,再遇某二人组
    其男曰:“大哥,我们是......"
    我愤怒地打断之,将其剩余台词叙述一遍,扬长而去。

    不是吧,大街上那么多人,难道俺二到每次都被人当250的地步?


     

    May 15

    TMD

    TMD,谁老在男厕所里抽烟,服了
    May 13

    otaku?

    周五提前翘班,跑去办点事情。

    我承认自己高估了城铁作为人肉压缩机的威力,以往听到别人抱怨地铁拥挤的时候,我总会认为那跟高峰期的城铁相比必定是小巫见大巫。尝试了一番地铁之后,我收回之前的想法.......

    事情办完后我决定继续在外面晃悠一阵子,于是跟同学晃着晃着到了西单。不知为什么,在人山人海的西单瞎逛,总感觉到一种骨子里的不适,难道真是在村儿里呆惯了,不适应美女多了的大都市了-_-

    进了图书大厦,惯性般跑到计算机图书专柜转了一圈,虽然大部分时间都是拿起本书随便一翻然后书归原位....... 畅销书之类的早已哄不了我,80后的东西高中后也如白开水般平淡,余华的小说八百年才出一本,网络小说消磨时间尚可,花钱购买浪费,也许现在还能够激起我阅读欲望的只剩下明朝那些事儿了。这个我还是坚持看纸媒介的,网络无论如何发达,也比不上捧书在手的感觉。

    在华威意外发现了天地劫游戏,难忘曾经为了一个爆击或闪避不厌其烦地Save&Load,打出分支剧情时的无比喜悦以及不时产生的收集全套游戏的冲动。期间还看到一个展示的不知名xbox游戏,画面和现场感受和pc简直不可同日而语。

    回来接着看NHK,突然发现我似乎有宅男的倾向,心里顿时寒了一下。不过突然想到某人已经实现了宅男的境界,这个差距就好比社会主义初级阶段之于共产主义,心里顿时释然.......

    算了,等人齐了爬山去吧。

    May 09

    俺遇到的第一封钓鱼信

    太强大了,hotmail居然收到一封外文钓鱼信,看得我快笑死了。如果你经常遇到这种情况,那算我少见多怪吧............
     
     
    My Dear
    I am Mrs Merre usman, the manager of bill and  exchange at the foreign remittance department Bank Of Africa.

    In my  department we discoveredan  abandoned sum of US$14.5M (fourteen million five hundred thousand US dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our  foreign customer who died along with his family in the 2002 in a plane crash.

    Since we got information about his death, we have  been expecting his next of  kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless  some body applies for it as next of kin or relation  to the deceased as  indicated in our banking guide lines and laws but  unfortunately we learnt   that all his supposed next of kin or relation died  alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.

    It is therefore upon this discovery that I now  decided to make this business  proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation  to the deceased for safety and subsequent  disbursement since nobody is  coming for it and we don't want this money to go  into the bank treasury as  unclaimed bill.

    The banking law and guidelines here stipulates that  if such money remained  unclaimed after four years, the money will be transferred into the bank  treasury as unclaimed fund.

    The request of foreigner  as next of kin in this  business is occasioned by the fact that the customer  was a foreigner and a Burkina cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.

    I agree that 45% of this money will be for you as  respect to the provision of a foreign account , 5% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the  business and 50% be for me.

    Thereafter, I will visit your country for disbursement according to the  percentage indicated. Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this  fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the  bank as relation or  next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account  number, your private telephone and fax number for  easy and effective communication and location where the money will be  transfer.

    Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by  fax or email the text of  the application. I will not fail to bring to your  notice that this transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear   as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.

    You should contact me immediately as soon as you  receive this mail,Trusting to hear from you immediately.

    Yours faithfully.
    Mrs Merre usman,

    N/B:  AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL OR
    EMAIL Me.